Wall Street, Main Street .. AND Red District Asking for Bailout

So you have all heard about wall street getting bail out. You probably heard about how the government is moving to bail out homeowners -- the main street. What you probably didn't hear about is that the Red District aka Porn Industry has also asked our government for a bailout. You don't believe me? Read this article. I just have to laugh at this justification for a bailout for the porn industry --

But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."

Err. Ok. Whatever. If Congress gives a penny to the porn industry, I'm going to quit paying taxes.